I'm bad for not writing, but really, you woulda heard more of the same. I'm tired of being here, whine whine whine, leaving soon.
Well now I'm going! Woo hoo!! Except I'm not totally excited, and I don't know why. I think I may actually miss this crazy, hard job that I spent 13 hours at yesterday. Very strange.
Many of you feel bad for the old top billionaire. That is because you are crazy. It has no feelings. And the new one is much better.
Why am I so tickled by this? Gates does lotsa good stuff with his money, I have no idea who this crazy Ikea man is, I've never owned a stick of his furniture, and my home area has especially been boosted by Gates. Still. I find this very un-boring.
My writing is shit, all I wanna do is drive my car, so I'm outta here. Eat my dust.