Where were his pants? September 8, 2008
Burglar victims wake to spice rub, sausage attack.
Really, my favorite news story in forEVer.
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Burglar victims wake to spice rub, sausage attack.
Really, my favorite news story in forEVer.
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"That's right. The dog ate the weapon."
F*%#king priceless. As a Public Defender, it is stories like these that offer me, not only endless entertainment, but also, a sense of job security.
Posted by: Jess B. | Monday, September 08, 2008 at 15:38
I liked this story. I would thing she would of kept a lower profile...... http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/2565925/Dog-cloner-Joyce-McKinney-sought-over-burglary-to-fund-horses-wooden-leg.html
Posted by: Janet | Monday, September 08, 2008 at 17:07
As judges in the American Royal BBQ, we are perplexed by assaulting someone with ... dry rub. Perhaps if you had a lot of paper cuts?
This news story was all the chit-chat today!
Posted by: PlazaJen | Monday, September 08, 2008 at 17:21
'Deputies', he said, 'had no problem linking the suspect to the crime.'
Sausage - linking - get it? I wonder if he said that on purpose?
Thanks for the laugh - that was hysterical!
Posted by: (formerly) no-blog-rachel | Monday, September 08, 2008 at 18:38
how funny I just read this before coming here - I want to know what spice he used
cayenne??
Posted by: rho | Monday, September 08, 2008 at 19:36
Jealous lovers are now referred to as "burglars"? I'll have to remember that one. "It was a burglar, honey. Ummm...without his pants! Armed with a sausage! I swear!"
Posted by: Gabrielle | Monday, September 08, 2008 at 20:44
Hey! I love Pappy's Seasoning!! Never thought of rubbing it on a person, though...
Posted by: cordeliaknits | Tuesday, September 09, 2008 at 07:50
And they say nothing fun ever happens down here in the 'No. ;)
Posted by: elisa | Tuesday, September 09, 2008 at 09:59
Wonder how much time he spent casing the joint.
Posted by: bee | Tuesday, September 09, 2008 at 16:46
This is a really good one !!!
Posted by: yan | Wednesday, September 10, 2008 at 03:10
Just so proud (in this moment) to be from Fresno...
Posted by: deborah | Wednesday, September 10, 2008 at 09:00
I just read this story to ABM and it gave us both a good giggle. Thanks!
Posted by: Dani in NC | Friday, September 12, 2008 at 18:43