Gee. Ay. Why. Es. Eee. Ex.March 11, 2009
As a 911 dispatcher of more than ten years (what? Wow!) and as a soon-to-be published Real Live Writer who had a nightmare the other night about cover art (what if it has a bright metallic glow-in-the-dark pink albino Robin Hood on it?), THIS was the funniest thing I've read in forever.

Snort of coffee laughter! It took me a bit to figure out the second word, my folks never spelled that word when I was a kid, lol!
Posted by: kelly m | Wednesday, March 11, 2009 at 08:13
THAT is my new mantra.. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Thank you.
Posted by: anj | Wednesday, March 11, 2009 at 09:47
loved it!
Posted by: Jen | Wednesday, March 11, 2009 at 13:33
I can't wait to do my Reader Mantra around the house!
Posted by: lala | Wednesday, March 11, 2009 at 15:14
I agree. That was hilarious!
Posted by: --Deb | Wednesday, March 11, 2009 at 19:09
Har!
Posted by: LisaW | Wednesday, March 11, 2009 at 22:07
Ha! Who know your two worlds could collide and be so funny?
Posted by: alison | Thursday, March 12, 2009 at 12:42
i am an idiot. i was spelling GAS-EX for a good couple of minutes there. it's clearly time for another cup of coffee.
Posted by: heather | Friday, March 13, 2009 at 10:53
GAS-EX!!!! Snort!
Posted by: ellen | Saturday, March 14, 2009 at 13:11
Bwaaa!
Thank the FSM I'm never writing a book. Or even a pamphlet.
And if your cover art is worse than the pink robin hood one, I'll get someone to arrest whoever did it, or Lala and I will go pugilate them for it. Mmkay?
Posted by: Rabbitch | Saturday, March 14, 2009 at 18:12